“It’s apart of my job to make sure you don’t grow up stupid. It’s bad for the world.”

Favorite TV Females (★) Tami Taylor

“The future is scary. But you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. Yes, it’s tempting but it’s a mistake.”

“I’m starting to appreciate that I was shaped by my town.”

Favorite TV Females (★) Julie Taylor

“At least I didn’t fall and break my talent.”

“Yes it’s a mistake. I know it’s a mistake but there are certain things in life where you know it’s a mistake but you don’t really know it’s a mistake, because the only way to really know it’s a mistake is to make the mistake and look back and say yep that was a mistake. So, really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake because then you go your whole life not really knowing something is a mistake or not, and damn it i’ve made no mistakes! I’ve done all of this my life, my relationship, my career mistake free. Does any of this make sense to you”

“Of course I’m screwed up! I’m the daughter of a thief and a slut.”

Favorite TV Females (★) Marissa Cooper

“Two years ago, I was afraid of wanting anything. I figured wanting would lead to trying and trying would lead to failure. But now I find I can’t stop wanting. I want to fly somewhere on first class. I want to travel to Europe on a business trip. I want to get invited to the White House. I want to learn about the world. I want to surprise myself. I want to be important. I want to be the best person I can be. I want to define myself instead of having others define me. I want to win and have people be happy for me. I want to lose and get over it. I want to not be afraid of the unknown. I want to grow up and be generous and big-hearted, the way people have been with me. I want an interesting and surprising life. It’s not that I think I’m going to get all these things. I just want the possibility of getting them. College represents possibility. The possibility that things are going to change. I can’t wait. “

Favorite TV Females (★) Tyra Collette

“I wore a diaper yesterday, yes - and I will wear one today. If it helps Dr. Shepherd get through the surgery, I will wear a diaper. My diaper is awesome. My diaper is hard-core. You wish you had the balls to wear my diaper. I’m gonna wear it, and I’m gonna wear it with pride. And if I have to pee in it? Oh, I’ll pee. Because I am a surgeon. This is America. And I will do what needs to be done. So you can kiss my hard-core, diaper wearing ass..”

Favorite TV Females (★) Lexie Grey

“Listen up, hipsters! Yeah, maybe I do try too hard, okay? But that’s because trying hard can be fun. And you know what else is fun? Actually liking things!”

Favorite TV Females (★) Penny Hartz

“You think it’s been easy for me to help you in and out of that chair? I do it because I love you, stupid! You want to play rugby so much, find another team. You hate this law suit so much, find a way to make it go away. And next time you want a glass of water, say please!”

Favorite TV Females (★) Lyla Garrity

“It doesn’t matter who we were. It only matters who we are.”

Favorite TV Females (★) Juliet Burke

“You know what? You’re gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George! We’re women! We have vaginas! Get used to it! “

Favorite TV Females (★) Izzie Stevens

“Why is it that the guys I want, never go for me? I try so hard. I’m inappropriate and I always say the wrong things and Elena always says the right things. I mean, she doesn’t even try and he just picks her. And she’s always the one that everyone picks. For everything. And I try so hard and I’m never the one.”

Favorite TV Females (★) Caroline Forbes

“Do you know what my mother said to me when I told her I wanted to start a company? She said your chances are one in a million. And I said maybe I’m that one, and she said you’re not. And she was wrong. And whatever she thought she saw in me, was wrong. Because I am one in a million.”

“Morning, boys. I’m Annie Edison. But people call me psycho because I had a nervous breakdown in high school. My partner’s a Christian housewife. Can we help you?”